Moon and the Earth ,
They're old friends joking around,
🌍 Earth: Hey Moon, still following me around? You know that's kinda creepy.
🌕 Moon: Oh please, I’m not stalking—you literally pulled me in with your gravity. I'm just stuck in your friend zone... forever.
🌍 Earth: Haha! You’re lucky. At least you don’t have 8 billion humans stomping all over you.
🌕 Moon: True, I just have astronauts poking me once every few decades. Honestly, I miss the Apollo guys. At least they brought snacks.
🌍 Earth: You’re just jealous because I have water, trees, TikTok, and pizza.
🌕 Moon: Yeah, and you also have climate change, internet arguments, and pineapple on pizza.
🌍 Earth: Don’t knock pineapple pizza! It's a hot debate down here.
🌕 Moon: I’m just chilling up here. Literally. It's like -170°C at night. No drama, no noise. Just peaceful moon vibes.
🌍 Earth: Ugh, I could use some peace. Got any spare craters I could hide in?
🌕 Moon: Sure, rent’s cheap. But no WiFi.
🌍 Earth: Deal breaker.
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